Hey North Texas: DUCK!

Winter Storm Warning, My Death Warrant Issued

Guh.
Guh.
Photo: Courtesy of Diamond Mahone

I am to board a flight at 8 a.m. Friday morning. I am to fly — in the MOTHERTRUCKING AIR — to New Orleans. This despite the fact the skies are to rain down upon us machetes of ice. The only thing giving me comfort as I face my certain death is how sweet this new website looks.

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