Hey North Texas: DUCK!

Winter Storm Warning, My Death Warrant Issued


I am to board a flight at 8 a.m. Friday morning. I am to fly — in the MOTHERTRUCKING AIR — to New Orleans. This despite the fact the skies are to rain down upon us machetes of ice. The only thing giving me comfort as I face my certain death is how sweet this new website looks.


  • Nancy Nichols

    Now I will take the meteorologists seriously. Eric is ducking back.