The Texas Rangers Have Waffles and Pancakes

All-natural breakfast
All-natural breakfast

Has anyone tried these things?  USA Today offers comment:

From the boxes, it’s not clear what the waffles have to do with the Texas Rangers, and vice versa. Do the waffles have Rangers logos on them? Doesn’t look like it.

Are they the only waffle that Yu Darvish will eat? Possibly; he’s a man of distinguishing taste. Do the waffles taste like the Texas Rangers? Hopefully not, because then they’d be gross.

The waffle-maker’s website offers few answers:

INTRODUCING THE STARTING LINEUP of MLB all natural breakfast pancakes, waffles, and french toast. This summmer, energize your morning Texas Rangers style! Fill out the form above to encourage a grocer near you to carry these new fan favorites.


  • Long Memory

    After watching the Rangers play the last few weeks, I’m not sure I could keep those things down.