The Meme That Hilariously Won’t Die: Craig James Killed Five Hookers at SMU

Only available in Horned Frogs purple, it seems.
Only available in Horned Frogs purple, it seems.

For the upcoming TCU/SMU game, The Varsity-Fort Worth — an off-campus seller of TCU merch — is hawking purple shirts with the acronym CJKFH. Which, if you are late to the game and got to this point without reading the headline, stands for “Craig James Killed Five Hookers.” I assume they left off the SMU part because it’s a TCU shirt.

If you missed it, Tim actually asked a spokesperson for James’ abysmal failure of a senate campaign about the five hookers thing. He also asked if James has ever eaten a steak made out of panda and if he has ever enlisted the help of a gang of criminals to take over a skyscraper at the top of which is a vault containing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds, and told the spokesperson that he loved her.

(h/t Unfair Park)


  • Joanna_Smith4

    my buddy’s step-aunt makes $89/hour on the computer. She has been out of a job for nine months but last month her pay was $21907 just working on the computer for a few hours. i was reading this..

  • Sarah Bennett

    Glad I have physical proof the next time a TCU grad tells me “well, you’re the ones perpetuating the rivalry. We don’t have a problem with you.” Time to bust out the “TCU Sucks” shirt.