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Part of Ted Cruz’s ‘Filibuster’ You Might Have Missed

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Did you have time to watch the entirety of Ted Cruz’s fake filibuster? Of course you didn’t. But I did. And I found something from early this morning that I thought I’d share with you.

"Now, um, usually I don't do this but, uh, go head on and break em off wit a lil' preview of the remix ... "
“Now, um, usually I don’t do this but, uh, go ‘head on and break ’em off wit a lil’ preview of the remix … “
"No, I'm not tryin' to be rude, but hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you. The way you do the things you do, remind me of my Lexus coupe ... "
“No, I’m not tryin’ to be rude, but, hey, pretty girl I’m feelin’ you. The way you do the things you do, remind me of my Lexus coupe … “
"Thats why I'm all up in yo grill, tryna get you to a hotel. You must be a football coach, the way you got me playin' the field ... "
“That’s why I’m all up in yo grill, tryna get you to a hotel. You must be a football coach, the way you got me playin’ the field … “
"So baby gimme that toot toot. Lemme give you that beep beep. Runnin' her hands through my 'fro. Bouncin' on 24s. While they say on the radio ... "
“So, baby, gimme that toot toot. Lemme give you that beep beep. Runnin’ her hands through my ‘fro. Bouncin’ on 24s. While they say on the radio … “
"It's the remix to Ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin' that body, got every man in here wishin'. Sippin' on coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk. It's the freakin' weekend baby. I'm about to have me some fun."
“It’s the remix to Ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin’ that body, got every man in here wishin’. Sippin’ on coke and rum, I’m like, so what I’m drunk? It’s the freakin’ weekend baby. I’m about to have me some fun.”
"Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce ... "
“Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce … “
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