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Failed U.S. Senate Candidate Craig James Appears Headed To Fox Sports Southwest

By Eric Celeste |

So says a birdie there who shall remain nameless. It seems that James, who did not kill five hookers at SMU (no matter what this .gif suggests) but who did murder his political career, is finalizing a deal to do college football studio analysis. Craig James will be excellent at this job, because he was a football player at SMU, and because he is handsome, and because all football fans in Texas love him.