BREAKING: Mike Snyder Does Not Work for Parkland

Just got the following email from Parkland PR, which I find extremely entertaining:

Parkland Health & Hospital System released the following statement today due to multiple media inquiries resulting from this blog post:

“Parkland has never retained the services of Mike Snyder or his firm for help with any issue,” said Interim Senior Vice President of External Affairs Mike Malaise. “The blog item, which appeared on D Magazine’s website was a fictitious interview and was not, to our understanding, meant to be taken as fact.”