Whose Terrible Signature Is This?

Who is this mystery scrawler?
Who is this mystery scrawler?

I got a letter the other day, from someone most of you know. This person is fairly recognizable in Dallas; their signature is not.

First person in the comments who guesses the correct scribbler wins, in FrontBurner contest fashion, a random assortment of items from around the office: Jack Black eau de parfum, See’s orange cream lollypops, some sort of bacon bobblehead, and a bottle of barbecue sauce. The bacon bobblehead should be its own prize, truthfully. It’s that fancy.


UPDATE: We have a winner, and photo proof.


Thomas, email me to cash in on your wonderful prize.


  • DickSully

    Dez Bryant.

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  • kimbrolio

    Sylvester Stallone

  • Thomas

    Sheriff Lupe Valdez

    • Tim Rogers

      Enjoy your bacon bobblehead. It came from my desk. Nancy gave it to me. I’ll miss it.

  • kimbrolio

    Helen Keller?

  • Anne

    And just how does Thomas know this??

    • Thomas

      You don’t see it? Lupe and I must have had the same 3rd grade teacher. My cursive is identical.

  • Michael Hassett

    Nice guess Deputy Thomas Valdez