Friday Fun: Sequester Edition

Less money, more money, whatever. Let’s play some games and listen to some music. Today’s game is Portal, where you cut into wormholes and defy the laws of time and space. Cut, get it?

Today’s soundtrack, if you don’t like the only version of “The First Cut is the Deepest” that matters: Rick Ross, Lil’ Wayne, Young Jeezy, and Trick Daddy, “Luxury Tax,” Brother Ali, “Letter From the Government,” Q and Not U, “End the Washington Monument (Blinks Goodnight),” Jay-Z, “Politics as Usual