First Baptist Fountain Is Now Spraying for Jesus

I am Catholic. But today, walking past the First Baptist fountain on the way to lunch, thinking about Pope Benedict’s retirement, I thought about converting.


  • RAB

    When I first glanced at this headline, I assumed it was just another fawning Ben Fountain hagiography.

  • gimmethewooby

    When can we swim in it?

  • mynameisbill

    If you’re gonna convert, you might as well step up your game a bit and kick it up a few crazy notches. And with that i’ll leave you the mad, bat guano crazy world of Scientology. All hail, Lord Xenu……..may you come quickly. Amen.

  • bhc

    A better title for this post would be “The Fountain of Hate.”