Leading Off (1/4/13)

Thousands of Aggies gathered Thursday night in Fort Worth’s Stockyards. Source: Twitter

Jerry Brown Was Under the Legal Limit: Which really doesn’t matter because Josh Brent’s was .189. And then he drove, and killed his best friend.

Second Trooper Suspended Following Cavity Search: Back in July, Angel Dobbs and her niece Ashley Dobbs were stopped for littering in Irving. The situation escalated, and eventually both Dobbses were searched due to a cop’s olfactory misfire. Key line here: “Helleson performed searches on both women, touching both their anus and vaginas, without changing the latex gloves between searches.” Grime.

It Snowed Last Night: Or maybe it didn’t. I don’t know. Industry secret: I’m writing this at midnight, and scheduling it for tomorrow morning.

Toddler Found Wandering Through Intersection: A passerby nearly hit, then saved, a toddler near the Garland-Dallas border Friday, proving once and for all that children should not be crossing guards.

Cotton Bowl’s Tonight: Who ya got?


  • RAB

    What, they share an anus? It’s “anuses.”