Take a Bow, Brandon Formby

I can’t remember the last time something in the Metro section made me laugh even once, so Brandon Formby deserves a standing ovation for inspiring three guffaws with today’s story headlined “Price refers to Dickey as ‘Honey Boo Boo.’ ”

Granted, when you’ve got the long-running battle between County Commissioners John Wiley Price and Maurine Dickey to work with, you’ve got a head start on writing something funny. But Formby knocks it out of the park with this passage:

Price was referring to the nickname of a child named Alana who stars in the breakout reality TV show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The girl lives in rural Georgia and competes in beauty pageants in between belly-flopping in mud puddles and playing with a pig named Glitzy.

If Dickey knows any of Alana’s viral sound bites – “You better redneckognize,” “Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ a little gay,” “My special juice is gonna help me win” – she didn’t respond with any.

The giggles don’t stop there. But, unfortunately for Formby, Dickey’s tenure on the commissioners court ends this month.


  • Everlasting Phelps

    I wonder why Formby wasn’t more accurate with this headline: “Price refers to Dickey with Racial Slur?” That’s what it is. It’s an anti-white slur. If she had referred to him as Flava Flav, you can bet your ass it would have been reported as a racial slur.

  • Dan Koller

    Formby didn’t write the headline. That’s what the copy desk is for.

  • mynameisbill

    Dickey likes to call Price “Steve Urkel”. So tit for tat.

  • heels

    didn’t he object to the use of the term Black Hole? This is so much better.

  • Brandon Formby

    Dang, Koller. Thanks for the love, buddy!