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Open Letter

Maybe It’s Time For a New Name For This Alley

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Now taking suggestions. “Garbage Alley” is the frontrunner, but probably will lose its lead in the popular vote.

Either that or we start naming all alleys: “The One That Blows Warm Pizza Fumes Onto You;” “Shortcut Nobody Knows Because It’s Super Dark Alley;” “Continuous River of Dirty Soap Alley.”

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