First of all, shout-out to the dude this morning who got to dmagazine.com by searching “large woman sex image.” Fun fact: the world did not end, and you can probably find better places on the internet for such pics. Happy hunting!
And if our web-traffic is any indication, the apocalypse did strike a very specific readership base in Texas, or most of you have cut out for the holidays. For those who stuck around, you will be rewarded with an early Friday Fun. If that Queen song doesn’t suit you, other equally acceptable apocalypse/Armageddon songs: Dismemberment Plan’s “8 1/2 Minutes“; Nine Inch Nails’ “The Day the World Went Away“; David Bowie’s “Five Years“; or Billy Joel’s “Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway).”
Not accepted: “The End,” by the Doors. Because the Doors suck.
And here’s a game called “Apocalypse.” It’s pretty low-budge. Zombies, MS Paint. Gets the job done.
