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Abnormal Psychology

College Station State Rep: ‘Ping-Pongs Are More Dangerous Than Guns’

By Bradford Pearson |

In a fairly obvious-yet-necessary story, the Bryan-College Station Eagle caught up with all of the state representatives from the area, asking them about gun control. In a word: hate. They hate it. District 12 Rep. Kyle Kacal hates it so much, because guns, like, aren’t even dangerous really:

Kacal echoed a common nationwide argument that guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

“I’ve heard of people being killed playing ping-pong — ping-pongs are more dangerous than guns,” he said. “Flat-screen TVs are injuring more kids today than anything.”

A.) I’d like to see those numbers. I’d think “falling down and going boom” would still rank higher than flatscreen injuries.
B.) Does he play ping-pongs with hand grenades? Throwing stars?

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