Someone dressed as a very life-like unigoat attended D’s election night party at the Granada last night. We do not know who this was.
I’ve narrowed down the options, and the comments are open for other suggestions:
a. Delonte West
b. Delonte West
c. Delonte West
d. Someone less awesome than Delonte West
e. Chuck Norris on Rick Perry’s shoulders
UPDATE: Here’s a photo of UniGoat as president.
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