• At least being a whore is better than a slut…whores get paid.

  • Dani K.

    Great story, Mike! I hope every NFL fanboy out there reads this.

  • Bill Marvel

    Does this mean we can look forward to seeing one of those little ads for Mike in the back pages of DO?

  • ket

    By the way Mr. Mooney takes interesting topics and makes them fascinating, I get the feeling he could watch paint dry for two days and make it sound interesting.

  • Thank you for the nice words. And for the right price, I believe I could write a pretty good paint-drying story.