Tux Challenge Day 15: Big Time Rush

Halfway there. Almost kinda. August has 31 days this year, so technically I’m not quite halfway there. But I’m a fan of Big Time Rush, so today I’m singing:

We’re halfway there
We’re looking good now
Nothing’s gonna get in the way
We’re halfway there
And looking back now
I never thought that I’d ever say
We’re halfway there
We’re halfway there

Now then. After I water skied in a tuxedo, several observers said it would be impossible for The Great Tuxedo Challenge of 2012, brought to you by Patron XO Cafe, with special help from Al’s Formal Wear, to top those watery fun times. We shall see. In fact, we shall see on Friday.

Another anonymous donor who would like to see me suffer has paid my way into the Big Clay Shoot, with the understanding that I would encourage you fine people to sign up. And with the additional understanding that I would sweat profusely while shooting a shotgun in a tuxedo. The gig is hosted by Gordon Keith, of Ticket fame, if you’re into that kind of thing. And proceeds benefit the Big Brothers Big Sisters Outdoors Program, if you’re not.

In all seriousness, I did the Big Clay Shoot a few years back. It’s a great time. Elm Fork Shooting Sports is a sweet venue. And it’s all for a good cause. If you have a few dollars and some free time on Friday, get your guns out and join us.


  • RossG

    You lucked out. The forecast is for a nice cool 96 degrees that day.

  • D

    Great cause for sure. My wife has Gordon Keith on her “Top 5” of celebrities she is allowed to be with if it was possible. She does not even know what he looks like and she put him on the list. Brad Pitt, Clooney,… Blah, blah, blah, and Gordon. Sorry Tim, you were not on the list.

  • @D Tip: Tell your wife not to find out what I look like.

  • D

    @Keith: A little secret between us. I have seen you out on a number of occasions at some local establishments while I was with my wife. I have never told her you were there. Sorry about that. Wearing a I AM GORDON KEITH tshirt would help your cause. She is pretty hot so it would be worth it for you to think about it. I still would not point you out unless you were sitting next to Charlize Theron. Number 1 on my current list.

  • Rico

    It’ll be my third year to shoot in this tournament and the second year to be a sponsor – great event, great organization and h/t to Gordon and the Musers for their support and to Tim for the publicity.

  • @D You unmannered dog. How dare you block me from your wife?

    I’m getting t-shirts made BTW. “I’m Gordon Keith and Charlize Theron is in the bathroom.”

  • Daniel

    Sometimes I’m making love to Charlize Theron and she morphs into a giant rhino.

  • Outdoor hoops in a tux. Full court.