Deron Williams, I Have Upped My Offer

I see you are still on the fence (maybe) (hopefully). In addition to what I offered yesterday, I am now willing to include:

My other ticket to see Louis C.K. on October 20. And I promise to try not to repeat his material poorly. Try not to. I can’t promise I won’t.

An old photo of John Wiley Price hosting a radio show. It’s been on my desk forever. I don’t know why.

My New Edition Icon CD. It doesn’t have “N.E. Heartbreak” on it, for some reason. But it does have “If It Isn’t Love.” Which is awesome.

A D Magazine coffee mug. Yes. That’s right. You heard me.

Five (5) More Free Anecdotes. Remember when I got chemical burns from painting the bleachers at the football field during my summer job working on the maintenance crew? I don’t. Because it happened to you.

Free Thigh Drumming Lessons. Ask around the office. I am the best.

A bear cub. (Note: haven’t secured this yet, but I’m close.)

A firm, All-American handshake.

So … thoughts?

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