Mike Mooney on Terrell T.O. Owens

Our good buddy Mike “Michael J.” Mooney has himself a story on Grantland that you might like to peep. It concerns Terrell Owens. Perhaps you’ve heard of him. He was once better than almost everyone else at catching footballs. Now he’s just a sad man who has trouble sleeping and paying child support. My favorite part of Mike’s story is the lengthy Cat in the Hat reference.

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