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A Message From Citizen Mike Rawlings

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"Hey, guys. Citizen Mike Rawlings here. You got a sec?"
"Hey, guys. Citizen Mike Rawlings here. You got a sec?"
"Oh, heh heh -- don't worry. Ol' Citizen Mike isn't here to talk your ear off about politics. That's *Mayor* Mike's job. I just want to clear up any confusion. Explain myself a little. Let you rascals get to know Citizen Mike a little better."
"Oh, heh heh -- don't worry. Ol' Citizen Mike isn't here to talk your ear off about politics. That's *Mayor* Mike's job. I just want to clear up any confusion. Explain myself a little. Let you rascals get to know Citizen Mike a little better."
"Now, now, I know I made those school board trustee endorsements the other day. Trust me, Citizen Mike won't be dipping his toe in that public pool again anytime soon."
"Now, now, I know I made those school board trustee endorsements the other day. Trust me, Citizen Mike won't be dipping his toe in that public pool again anytime soon."
"Hey, I'm just like you guys. I like comfortable sweater vests..."
"Hey, I'm just like you guys. I like comfortable sweater vests..."
"I like making silly faces."
"I like making silly faces."
"Like this."
"Like this."
"And this."
"And this."
"And this."
"And this."
"And this one. That's my favorite!"
"And this one. That's my favorite!"
"What else? Oh! Right!"
"What else? Oh! Right! I like aggressively high-fiving kids, of course, just like anyone else. Check it out..."
"Bam!"
"Bam!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Isn't this the best?!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Isn't this the best?!"
"I also like working out. Nothing crazy. Just about 20 minutes with the ShakeWeight when I get home, and on Saturdays I walk around the yard picking up sticks. Heh heh -- ol' Citizen Mike has still got it!"
"I also like working out. Nothing crazy. Just about 20 minutes with the ShakeWeight when I get home, and on Saturdays I walk around the yard picking up sticks. Heh heh -- ol' Citizen Mike has still got it!"
"Anyway, I'm glad I got a moment to rap with you guys, citizen to citizen. Now..."
"Anyway, I'm glad I got a moment to rap with you guys, citizen to citizen. Now..."
"Who's ready for a slice of Meat Lover's? On me."
"Who's ready for a slice of Meat Lover's? On me."

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