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Updated List of Yu Darvish Puns For Headline Writers

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Napoli on Darvish: Yu Can Count On Me

Have I Told Yu Lately That I Love Yu? — Evan Grant All-Star Break essay

Only Yu (And Yu Alone) — any complete game

Is Yu Is Or Is Yu Ain’t My Baby? — locker room drama

A Picture of Me (Without Yu) — disabled list appearance

More Yu Becomes Yu

Terrence, Trent, Darvish — assuming they get two other pitchers named Terrence and Trent and then that is the new starting rotation; kind of a stretch, but I can see it, sort of, because I have an imagination and kind of would be interested in seeing this

Fix Yu — should he run into mechanical trouble somewhere along the way

Someone Like Yu

American Darvish

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