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Mike Rawlings Talks DISD Trustee Endorsements

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"Mayor Rawlings, isn't endorsing trustee candidates a clear violation of the ethics--"
"Mayor Rawlings, isn't endorsing trustee candidates a clear violation of the ethics--"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, heh heh. Slow down. *I* didn't make those endorsements. *Citizen* Mike Rawlings did. You need to ask him about that."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, heh heh. Slow down. *I* didn't make those endorsements. *Citizen* Mike Rawlings did. You need to ask him about that."
"...ok. So...can we talk to him?"
"...ok. So...can we talk to him?"
"You bet! He was just here. Let me go see if I can grab him." (hustles off)
"You bet! He was just here. Let me go see if I can grab him." (hustles off)
"Hey, guys."
"Hey, guys."
"Uh, hey. So you're ... citizen Mike Rawlings?"
"Uh, hey. So you're ... citizen Mike Rawlings?"
"I think that's obvious by my regular-guy sweater and the lack of a certain word that rhymes with a very Southern pronunciation of 'bear' in front of the name oddly hovering above my shoulder. So Mayor Mike says you guys wanted to ask about the endorsements I made?"
"I think that's obvious by my regular-guy sweater and the lack of a certain word that rhymes with a very Southern pronunciation of 'bear' in front of the name oddly hovering above my shoulder. So Mayor Mike says you guys wanted to ask about the endorsements I made?"
"Um, yeahhh. Anyway, Mr. Rawlings, don't you think this is an obvious circumvention of the spirit of the ethics code?""
"Um, yeahhh. Anyway, Mr. Rawlings, don't you think this is an obvious circumvention of the spirit of the ethics code?"
(thoughtfully strokes mustache) "You know, that is a fair question, but I think that is probably a question better answered by Mayor Rawlings. Hold on, I *just* saw him. I'll go grab him." (ducks behind podium)
(thoughtfully strokes mustache) "You know, that is a fair question, but I think that is probably a question better answered by Mayor Rawlings. Hold on, I *just* saw him. I'll go grab him." (ducks behind podium)
"Hey, fellas! Was that ol' rascal Citizen Mike Rawlings yanking you boys around?"
"Hey, fellas! Was that ol' rascal Citizen Mike Rawlings yanking you boys around?"
"I don't know -- kind of? I'm really not sure what's going on here."
"I don't know -- kind of? I'm really not sure what's going on here."
"Ho ho! That sounds like that son of a gun. Anyway, did one of you have a question?"
"Ho ho! That sounds like that son of a gun. Anyway, did one of you have a question?"
(long sigh) "Do you like pizza?"
(long sigh) "Do you like pizza?"
"YOU KNOW IT!"
"YOU KNOW IT!"

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