Open Letter to Navajo Slim

Dear Navajo Slim:

I was flipping through the latest issue of LIT Monthly. I saw you listed on the masthead as a staff writer. I am forming a gang with the idea that the members of said gang would have the right mix of skills to pull off a bank job. I need a wheelman. Please let me know if you’re interested.

Sincerely,
Tim

PS: Ask your colleague Blind Scientist, in the graphic design department, if he’s interested, too.