Rick Perry Introduces His Son To the Media

"Governor Perry, given the New Hampshire incident and your recent poll numbers, how long do you think you can stay in the -- "
"Governor Perry, given the New Hampshire incident and your recent poll numbers, how long do you think you can stay in the -- "
photography by Christina Barany
"Hey, hey, hey. Easy now, chief. Tap those brakes. I didn't come here to answer any questions."
"Hey, hey, hey. Easy now, chief. Tap those brakes. I didn't come here to answer any questions."
photography by William Neal
"Oh, noooo." (rolls eyes)
"Oh, noooo." (rolls eyes)
photography by Christina Barany
"Oh, we're being sarcastic now? You don't think ol' Ricky knows what's up? This ain't my first rodeo, Conrad."
"Oh, we're being sarcastic now? You don't think ol' Ricky knows what's up? This ain't my first rodeo, Conrad."
photography by William Neal
"Nah, I just wanted y'all to meet my new campaign's new secret weapon, my son Griffin. Griffin! Say hi to these folks."
"Nah, I just wanted y'all to meet my campaign's new secret weapon, my son Griffin. Griffin. Griffin! Say hi to these folks."
photography by Jason Acton
"Hey, guys."
"Hey, guys."
photography by William Neal
"Griff, tell these fellas how you're gonna help your daddy out."
"Griff, tell these fellas how you're gonna help your daddy out of this jam."
photography by Jason Acton
(party noise)
(party noise)
photography by William Neal
"Jesus jump-starting a Chevy! Griffin Richard Peter Paul Elijah Aggie Perry, what did I tell you about having parties at the GD headquarters!""
"Jesus jump-starting a Chevy! Griffin Richard Peter Paul Elijah Aggie Perry, what did I tell you about having parties at the GD headquarters!"
photography by Jerry McClure
"I thought you said your dad was cool, man."
"The hell, Griff? I thought you said your dad was cool, man."
photography by William Neal
"Ah, hell, I'm just foolin'. Why doncha toss me one of them tallboys, huh, Griff?"
"Ah, hell, I'm just foolin'. Toss me one of them tallboys, huh, Griff?"
photography by William Neal
(drunk groaning)
(drunk groaning)
photography by Jason Acton
"Hey, mister. I am trying to be cool here."
(quietly) "Hey, mister. I am trying to be cool here."
photography by Jason Acton
"..."
"..."
photography by Jason Acton
"ARE YOU GD KIDDING ME WITH THIS, GRIFFIN? YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG TO TAKE OVER MY KNEE. GO OUT AND CUT YOURSELF A SWITCH.""
"ARE YOU GD KIDDING ME WITH THIS, GRIFFIN? YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG TO TAKE OVER MY KNEE. GO OUT AND CUT YOURSELF A SWITCH."
photography by Christina Barany
"..."
"..."
photography by Jason Acton
"I hate this stupid campaign."
"I hate this stupid campaign."
photography by Jason Acton

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