“I will tell you, it is three agencies of government when I get there that are gone. Commerce, Education, and the –““Commerce … and Education …and –“” — what’s the third one there? Ah, hell.”“EPA?”“Heh, naw, it was Commerce and … and Commerce and … and … and …”“Yes, Commerce and Education and …”“…”“…”“… and Commerce …”“Heh, well this is sort of embarrassing. I mean, I’ve done some embarrassing things in my day. Senior year at A&M, I switched the part in my hair for a whole semester. Man! I see those photos now and I just want to hide in a closet. Also, some folks still call me Crotch, which I’ve been told isn’t that awesome.”“I swear to gosh I had this down earlier. I made up a song so I’d remember. It’s like a, what do they call it? A Johnny Mnemonic dealie. Well, I mean, I didn’t make up the song, exactly. It was ‘Amarillo By Morning,” by Mr. George Strait. I just changed up some of the words. Been singing the dang thing all day. Let’s see…”(singing) “Amarillo by mornin’ / Up from San Antone / Everything that I got / Is just what I’ve got on/ When that sun is high in that Texas sky, I’ll be buckin’ at the county fair / Amarillo by mornin’ / Amarillo I’ll be there.”“Ah jiminy cricket crap! I forgot to change the GD words! Son of a — wait, would you guys accept ‘Amarillo’?”“…”“Eh, didn’t think so. Worth a shot.”“Great song, though, am I right or am I right? Come on, Jimmy. Give me some. Right up here, buddy. Ready for a hand hug.”“NO! NO NO NO! YOU FINISH THE QUESTION RIGHT NOW!”“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy now. You’re at an 8, hoss. Need to see you at about a 4. OK? OK. Come on, Ricky. Come on. Commerce and …”“…”“Agriculture?”“FTC?”“Baseball?”“Homeland?”“Postal Service?”“CATS!”“No…”“Interior?”“CIA?”“FDA?”“Education?”“I already said that one, Troy. (softly) Crud.”“Ah, screw it. Beer me, Chuck Norris.”“…beer?”“Jesus Christ Cartographer. Yes, Chuck, I meant get the Chard.”“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Get the D Brief Newsletter Dallas’ most important news stories of the week, delivered to your inbox each Sunday.