D Magazine To Undergo Work on Server This Weekend

Here is a company-wide email I received at work today. It tickled me, so I thought I’d share:

Hello friendsish types and other co-worker acquaintances,

This might hurt your feelings. This might scare you into a broken fetal maneuver beneath your filthy desk. Save the drama for your mother. I will be moving the transfer folder to another server this weekend. In the process, all contents of the folders will be deleted. If this is not enough notice for you to make arrangements for your files, that’s a bummer.

Pretending to care,

[name withheld]