Rick Perry Discusses His New Debate Strategy

"Governor Perry, your spokesman recently announced that you would be skipping some debates --
"Governor Perry, your spokesman recently announced that you would be skipping some debates -- "
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"-- kind of going back to your strategy in previous campaigns in Texas --"
"-- kind of going back to your strategy in previous campaigns in Texas --"
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"-- so I was wondering if you could speak to that for a moment. Do you think this new strategy will --"
"-- so I was wondering if you could speak to that for a moment. Do you think this new strategy will --"
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"-- will hurt your, I mean, do you think this will help the campaign get back on --"
"-- will hurt your, I mean, do you think this will help the campaign get back on --"
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"-- track ... and now you're just pointing at your hair."
"-- track ... and now you're just pointing at your hair. I don't -- wait, or are you pointing at your brain? Saying this is smart or something or -- "
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"You're not going to answer our questions, are you?"
"You're not going to answer our questions, are you?"
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"I mean, I sort of understand the debates, and don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly complaining, but I don't know. This doesn't seem like the best idea, no offense.""
"I mean, I sort of understand the debates, and don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly complaining, but I don't know. This doesn't seem like the best idea, no offense."
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"Jerry, hold on. I've got an idea. Mitt?"
"Jerry, hold on. I've got an idea. Mitt?"
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"Ohhh, is the poor wittle Governor scared of all the big questions? Does he need his mommy to hold his wittle hand and wipe his nose for him? Is he a-scared of mean old Mr. Romney? Poor wittle guy!"
"Ohhh, is the poor wittle Governor scared of all those big questions? Does he need his mommy to hold his wittle hand and wipe his nose for him? Is he a-scared of mean old Mr. Romney? Poor wittle guy!"
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"Haha, yep, this chump is scared of old Mitt. BOOM. What now, huh? What are you gonna do, huh? Tired of getting your rear handed to you? Ah, yeah. That's it. Smart strategy, Rick. I was getting tired of beating you anyway."
"Haha, yep, this chump is scared of old Mitt. Haha! Look at him. Gonna cry to his mommy. What now, huh? What are you gonna do, huh? Tired of getting your rear handed to you? Huh? Huh? Ah, yeah. That's it. Smart, Rick. Haha. I was getting tired of beating you, anyway."
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"YEAHHHHHHHH! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"YEAHHHHHHHH! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
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"I owe you a twenty, Conrad. Thought for sure that would do it."
"I owe you a twenty, Conrad. Thought for sure that would do it."
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