You see, they are this close to either record, if a few plays that went for/against them went against/for them. But instead they are 2-2. I’ve seen this note in pretty much everything everywhere this morning, and apparently that little say-nothing was on TV a bunch yesterday. Here are other records they could be today:
UPDATE: As commenter D.Bledsoe notes, the team could technically also cancel or postpone games due to emergency. So…
The 0-0, 0-1, 0-2 scenario: Entire team taken hostage by Joe Simpson, still steamed over the demise of Romessica. Team is holed up inside an Arlington Jimmy John’s for the duration, which is actually not bad until the location runs out of JJ’s special avocado spread. Driven mad by grief, hunger, and an excess of vitamin K and folate from the avocados, Tashard Choice tries to bull his way to freedom, but ends up actually further entrenched in Simpson’s clutches, thanks to Doug Free missing an easy cut block.