Rick Perry Talks About Texas A&M’s Move to the SEC

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"Governor Perry, I was hoping you could elaborate on the timing of your announceme--"
"Governor Perry, I was hoping you could comment on Texas A&M's potential move to the SEC and how you think it will affe--"
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"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
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"Sir, if you could maybe put the gun away for a moment, maybe we could--"
"Governor Perry, PLEASE, sir, if you could just spea--"
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"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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"Governor, please, if we could just get back to--"
"Maybe we should try a different approach. Let's see. Governor! Coyote!"
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"PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!!!!!"
"PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!!!!!"
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"..."
"Wow. He's really in the zone today. Hm, let's see. Governor Perry! Mitt Romney!"
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"Fine, I'll give up them these guns, but those fools will never guess I'm still fully strapped with my other guns."
"BRING THE INFIDEL TO ME!"
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"GOVERNOR PERRY, please if we could just -- wait, is that a grenade launcher? OK, OK, that's irrelevant, sorry. Sir, I think we have to insist that you put the guns away for at least a few moments."
"Oh good, you put the gun away. Now, Governor Perry, if you could PLEASE talk about A&M's move to--"
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"TAKE THAT YOU STUPID COYOTE!!!"
"I SAID BRING ME THE GODLESS INFIDEL ROMNEY AND HIS SOCIALIST HAIRCARE PACKAGE!!!"
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"Holy s--t! Is that a GD grenade launcher? What on earth? Rick, they were joking. Lord."
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"TAKE THAT YOU STUPID COYOTE!!!"
"INDEED IT IS A GRENADE LAUNCHER, GHOST OF LARRY MCMURTRY. NOW, ROMNEY. PRODUCE HIM!!!"
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"Sire, you said that into the microphone that is literally right in front of your face."
"Governor. GOVERNOR. Snap out of it. Governor Perry!" (slaps him hard across the face)
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"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Wha--? What happened? Where am I?"
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"Sire, you said that into the microphone that is literally right in front of your face."
"You are in a press conference, sir. We were asking you about Texas A&M joining the SEC. You, uh, sir, you seemed to have fallen in love with your guns again, and maybe thought you were hunting Mitt Romney."
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"This whole thing is stupid, anyway."
"Aw, fiddlesticks, I told you boys not to wake me up when I was in my Mitt blind. I TOLD YOU. Okay, fine. I guess since I'm here I'll answer a few questions."
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anotherreporter
Oh, that would be fantastic. Thank you, sir. As we were saying, Governor Perry, what are your thoughts on A&M leaving the Big 12 for--"
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"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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