Man Says Alleged Swingers Club Is a “Spiritual Outreach Program.” Glenn Hudson also says that he should be allowed to continue operating the Playground and his other club, the Fenix Project, in the name of God. OK, look, the city and Channel 8 and  everyone on the other side of this appear to pretty much have Hudson dead to rights. And while I’m not saying I condone what Hudson does, you have to like the cut of this guy’s jib. At least a little. I mean, he just keeps doubling down on all this, throwing out one force field after another (God, saving marriages, and so on) when anyone else would have disappeared a week ago. That’s solid hustle.
Dallas Will Probably Set Another Heat Record Today. The previous high for August 3 occurred in 1951; it was 103 degrees. Since the forecast currently calls for 90 precent chance of Mordor, I believe that will fall. It’s been so hot I’m making Lord of the Rings references, and I don’t even much care for those movies.
This Guy May Be New Coach of Texas Legends. Yep. This guy. I don’t think he will like Texas.
John Wiley Price Should Be Getting a W-2 From Channel 8 This Year. He’s done so much work for them already. And here’s more! Secretive gear. Willis Johnson. Search warrants. FBI. BRETT SHIPP.