If you have fewer followers on Twitter than, say, Tim Rogers, who only ever tweets about Cane Rosso pizza and his reaction to week-old New York Times stories, you’re probably not exactly getting your message out. So, even though he’ll probably let this thing play out, it’s best to come up with some jobs he can do when it all falls apart.
half-heartedly feigning interest in whatever B.S. you’re bugging him with now
spokesperson for Unmowed Vacant Lots Intl.
the Cesar Romero version of the Joker
carrying an invisible globe, immediately after waking up from an impromptu nap