I follow Tom Leppert on Twitter. He’s running for Senate, in case you hadn’t heard. Maybe you don’t follow him. Maybe you don’t even have a Twitter account. I can help. Here are his last seven tweets:
UPDATE (8/17/11): Leppert’s campaign office called to say that they were worried that people might think these were really Leppert’s tweets. They asked for a disclaimer saying that these really are made-up tweets. So to be clear: I made these up.
Please?! RT now. Retweet. I’d really appreciate it. Are to the tee. Hitler = evil. RT if you agree. #texsen #tcot #WWII
3 minutes ago
I’m going to kick your ass if you don’t RT this tweet immediately. #txsen #swagger
6 hours ago
“Bad luck” isn’t sinking our economy. Obama is. And the Democrats. Washington is bad. RT seven times if you agree. #txsen
15 Aug
I need you to do me a huge favor. RT if you love freedom, bald eagles, but hate wasteful spending. Huge. Quickly. #txsen
12 Aug
Appeals Court rules #Obamacare mandate is unconstitutional. RT if you support the ruling! http://t.co/UiUVBwY #txsen
12 Aug
First preseason game tonight. Cowboys vs. Broncos. Are you ready for some football? Obama isn’t. #txsen #tcot #NFL
11 Aug
How does Obama expect govt to run healthcare if it can’t run the post office? USPS lost $3.1 bill in Q3 http://t.co/dJfqDEu #txsen
5 Aug
