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Jason Terry is Pitching a Reality Show

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Via the always great Ball Don’t Lie comes word that JET is looking for a home for what he’s calling Homecourt Advantage:

Set in the glitzy world of NBA basketball star Jason Terry, this is a comical, never before-seen look at his off-court life with high school sweetheart wife, four young daughters, crazy mom and pimp dad.

Eh, I guess. I mean, OBVIOUSLY obviously I would watch that. I would watch any Maverick-related reality show, but most of them, honestly, would be pretty boring. Anyway, a quick ranking. Actually, I could and would do it for everyone in the organization — and don’t think I wouldn’t watch one starring communications team Sarah Melton and Scott Tomlin — but I’ll just hit you with my top 3.

1. J.J. Barea: Hot girlfriend, lack of believability as a professional basketball player, HELLA SCREENZ. In.

2. Dirk Nowitzki: It would probably be boring, but also hilarious, because he does nothing, but everything he says is awesome. Also, his girlfriend is attractive. No. His new one.

3. Rick Carlisle: Just because all of the ping-pong. Or table tennis. Those are interchangeable, no? Anyway, that’s a new angle, at least.

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