Trey Garrison Should’ve Unbuttoned One More Button. Fox 4 not only did a rundown of a bill that would force companies to allow employees to keep their guns in their cars, but it had local gun rights advocate and writer Trey Garrison, and his manly chest, on to talk about the bill. Spoiler alert: He likes it. I think. I didn’t watch all six minutes because there was a Rangers game on. But I’m betting. Trey?
Is Our Children Learning? Listen, I don’t wanna pick on Richardson, but um, oops.
Something Something Naked Burglar Something Raw Chicken. So a Dallas mom comes home from dropping her kid at school to find a window broken. Inside, there’s a bloodied, naked man, eating raw chicken. I’m not sure which part of that sentence is most unsafe.
Someone in Dallas Dislikes Schools. Several Washington D.C. schools have received letters containing white powder, similar to other letters mailed to other schools in the U.S. Â At least one of the D.C. letters came from Dallas.
Why, Hello There, Ron Artest. Ron, we in Dallas are saddened that you will not be joining us for Game 3 tonight. However, when you do return to play the Mavericks, our mothers gave us an advanced directive.