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Denton to Host MILF Pageant on Mother’s Day Eve

By Jason Heid |

Pegasus News reports that a band is hosting a pageant for attractive moms at Andy’s bar on the Courthouse Square in Denton on Saturday night. To enter you must be a “hot mom” of any age, or “over 28 and smoking hot.” The organizer assures that he’s keeping it “classy”:

“Basically, what makes you a Queen MILF goes beyond mere beauty. Of course that plays a huge hand in it, but there’s other stuff too,” he said. “Your ability to drink large amounts of libations, the ability to dance like there’s no tomorrow, and a true Queen MILF knows how to party. She exudes sex, but doesn’t come across as slutty. The Queen MILF is a goddess.”