Which Mayoral Candidate Would Be the Most Likely Choice If I Told You One of Them Was Secretly a Batman Super Villain?

a. David Kunkle (pros: former job as police chief makes for interesting backstory, is in great shape; cons: probably couldn’t deliver a good catchphrase, gives off more of a “henchman” vibe — or at least a “decent guy who let it get too far so he turns in entire gang then gets hunted down in witness protection” feel)
b. Ron Natinsky (pros: no one would ever suspect it, seriously NO ONE would suspect it; cons: if anything, he’s more the mob accountant type, there can only be one guy in Batman’s rogues gallery who looks like The Riddler)
c. Edward Okpa (pros: most interesting name — could easily be changed to fit super hero/villain naming conventions, unknown and thus secretive; cons: always forgotten which doesn’t make for a good match against Batman, probably too nice)
d. Mike Rawlings (pros: has the odd oversized body type of your typical Mr. Big crime boss, grows a mustache you could set your watch by; cons: would fight Batman with BUSINESS and I think none of us want that, feels more like a bad guy from a Steven Seagal movie)

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