You remember when I reviewed those three books celebrating the Cowboys’ 50 years of football? I remember. Mostly because those three books are still sitting on a desk that I share with Krista, who is a neat freak. Every day that I come to work, Krista fixes me with a look that says, “Hey, as-hole, do something with those books that have been cluttering this desk for months.” Except Krista is half Amish, so even her eyes can’t swear. Anyway, it’s the new year. I’m trying to do better. Plus, the Cowboys just won that huge game yesterday. What a victory!! Who needs draft picks?! So I’m giving away a three-pack of Cowboys books. That’s a prize package worth $84.90. Here’s how we’ll do it: in the comments, write a sex scene that involves Tom Landry and Rowdy the mascot. Don’t make it overly long. Keep it somewhere in the PG-13-to-R range. Deadline is Thursday at noon. Best sex scene wins. Winner must retrieve the books from our downtown office within three (3) weeks of end of contest.