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Shout Out to Jerry Jones: Lap Seating

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Jerry Jones IMG_0415Jerry Jones (pictured) is bound and determined to make Super Bowl XLV the most highly attended Super Bowl in the history of pigskinning with a goal of 105,000.

Brainstorming last night at FrontBurner Live, we came up with a dandy idea that could really up the ante for JJ. Sell “lap seating!” Prices would be scaled accordingly. If you buy a celebrity’s lap in a suite, the price is sky high as opposed to a Cheesehead’s lap in the outdoor stands.

Wonder how much Kim Kardashian’s Pamela Anderson’s or Christina Aguilera’s lap would go for?

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