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Southlake Successfully Drives Away Feral Hogs, Though Wild Pigs Continue to Attack Lawns

By Jason Heid |

Comes news that Twin Peaks‘ provocatively clad waitresses won’t be setting up shop in the conservative, affluent suburb. Instead owner Randy DeWitt has invented a new concept – a family-friendly sports bar called Red Dog Right.

Meanwhile, Texas Agriculture Commissioner Todd Staples has declared October “Hog Out Month: Get The Hog Outta Texas!” because of the wild creatures eating the lush lawns of Southlake’s rich Republicans.