1. As Jeanne mentioned, Hinojosa did not get the job in Las Vegas. And now things are just awkward. He’s all, “It’s not you, it’s me. We can still make this work. I wasn’t going to leave for real.” Do you really believe that, DISD? Really?
2. There’s nothing more heart warming than a story about a man and his wife and her lover and the man’s lover all living together in the same apartment unit with one couple plotting to kill the other. The only thing that makes this story better is the payment promised to the hitman: cash and a TV.
3. I honestly have no idea what this story is about. I believe this quote from the story, however, sums it up perfectly: “I was pretty scared at first,” said sophomore Lizzy Michan. “I didn’t know what was happening because I didn’t know what it was about.”
4. I promised myself I wouldn’t be go overboard and be all, “OU/TX is awesome! Sooners are awesome! Yay, Red River Rivalry!” And, for the most part, I’ve kept that promise. But in preparation for this weekend, I have just one thing to say: Boomer!