Homeless Man Breaches Security at George W. Bush’s House

So remember how they built this big giant gate by George W.’s Dallas home? And how he’s got Secret Service and police and everything making sure someone doesn’t try to harm him?

Well, this homeless guy from Mexico managed to get through all of that and show up on his doorstep to ask for Bush’s help in expediting his immigration status.

There’s a joke there, somewhere, about border control and George W.’s fence. I just know it.

UPDATE: Law enforcement is saying it didn’t happen. Thanks CBS 11!