Dear Mr. Dean and Team:
I confess I missed your discussion this morning wherein you guys bemoaned the fact that you haven’t been mentioned on FrontBurner in a while. I tuned in just moments later, when you were talking about a new study out of Scotland that found that women prefer men who are relaxed as opposed to men who are uptight. But a friend called to inform me of your chitchat.
Here’s the thing: much like Scottish women, I, too, prefer men who are relaxed as opposed to uptight. Please don’t read anything homoerotic into that statement. I’m just saying that if I were working on a project — a business proposal, building a cedar fence — and I could choose a male collaborator who was either a) laid-back or b) wound up tight like a cheap watch, I’d go with option a) nine times out of 10. I’m leaving some wiggle room in there just in case the laid-back guy was ugly and the uptight guy was smoking hot.
Anyway, Jody Dean and Team, you’re on FrontBurner today.
Sincerely,
