In the comments of Rhonda’s post, occasional FrontBurner commenter “Ryan” decided to bid our land of hyperlinks a hasty adieu. You know what, I’ll just let him tell it:
Ahhhh, boohoo. You slipped and fell. Now go cry about it on your big blog. Come on! This is why I am never coming back to frontburner again. These aren’t stories. This is a cry for attention. Why don’t you get in shape and maybe you’ll be able to catch yourself next time!
That, folks, is courage. After the jump, a tribute to Ryan and FrontBurner’s time together.