I have been told by a highly placed confidential source that if I sweeten my deal to include a high-five, one 20-pack of Capri Sun (fruit punch flavor only — definitely a deal breaker), one Big Ass Fans baseball cap (green preferred), five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact, a digital recording of me singing the chorus to “Dream Police,” and two tickets to paradise, the team is as good as mine.
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