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A Short Transcript of a Moment from the Rangers’ Court Proceedings

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From the traitorous Evan Grant, blogging about what’s shaking at the bankruptcy auction: “3:33: Tim Cowlishaw and Daniel Kaplan report lawyers are dropping f-bombs on each other in the hallway. Now, this I’m sorry I missed.”

I made a few calls to find out what happened. Here is what I was able to gather:

CUBAN/CRANE LAWYER: Hey, guys, go friend yourself.

GREENBERG/RYAN LAYWER: Friend yourself first, friend stick.

CUBAN/CRANE LAWYER: I want you friends to go friend yourself with a gigantic friending jackhammer.

GREENBERG/RYAN LAYWER: You know what, friend-o. Give it a shot. I would pay all this friending money to see that. Seriously.

So…I guess they were having a discussion about Facebook? Seems odd timing, but I guess that’s why this is taking so long.

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