“Eddie Bernice, Ethics Committee On Line 2,″ Ctd.

So, it took a couple of days, but Wonkette has a take on the whole Eddie Bernice Johnson thing, too, including a translation of this statement, “Had there been more ‘very worthy applicants in my district, then I probably wouldn’t have given it’ to the relatives.”

Wonkette’s translation: “All black kids in Dallas are dumb, except for the ones related to me or my employees.”

Fair or not?