1. Can you text the following in 35.54 seconds? “The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.” Kendall Joplin thinks she can do it in 28 seconds.
2. I would read this list.
3. I like the way this math teacher thinks. He gets struck by lightning, wonders what the odds of that are, and makes a lesson for his students from it. I’d pay attention to that. And I hate math.
