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Jessica Simpson Has New Boyfriend, Who Is Apparently Smart?

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I don’t know. Says here he went to Yale. So that’s something. Also says he has a “roguish grin and athletic build” — which I can’t believe I actually just typed, or cut-and-pasted, or whatever. Anyway, he’s generically named Eric Johnson and he plays for the San Francisco 49ers. Or he did until he blew out his knee on a routine practice drill three weeks from now. Run away now, fella!