How Old Do You Have to Be to Be Elderly?

WFAA-Channel 8 reporter Monika Diaz tonight reported a story about a man who had fallen and laid along the Trinity River since Thursday. In discussing today’s rescue of the man, Chief Joel Ducklworth said,

“An elderly male had fallen down the riverbank, possibly about 25 to 30 feet.”

The victim was 55 years old.

Whoa! That means Wick is way past due for a walker.