I have heard from several people this morning who want to know why Thrillist thinks I’m man’s best friend. I don’t have an answer for those people. But I do like to lick their hands. Did you eat a breakfast taco this morning? That tastes like eggs. Mmm! Oh, yesss. Scratch my belly. Yes, yes, yes-yes-yess. Hey! Was that a squirrel?!
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